Great Gag
Great Gag
How to Give Great Bjs
Imagine someone put’s 100 women in front of me – some are gorgeous, some are nice, some are average. And they say “Jack, you can choose one girl out of these 100 to get married with” (“you have to choose one”). What do you think – how would I make a choice?
That’s right. They would all have to give me a bj – and then I would decide the 10 best – and then they would fight each other for the first place (just joking) – no, seriously, 9 out of 10 girls gives pretty average blow jobs, actually most of them are quite miserable, or they just don’t like doing it. (not marriage material).
Anyway – after decades of getting head, I got fed up from all those girls that were crap and I decided to teach them what they should have learned from their mothers. Everything you wanted to know – but were too afraid to ask. I now teach women how to give great bjs part time – I’ve made it my mission, and more than 100 000 girls already got better, hell – most of them could become porn stars now – I get a lot of questions here are the most common one’s.
The “big penis” problem
-a lot of girls are struggling with this. Look, these girls are crazy, they think they have a problem – but they should be happy that they’ve got it big. It’s like fat people complaining that they can’t stop eating, while children in Africa starve to death. Whatever… look, you DO NOT have to put the entire thing into your mouth – yeah, deepthroating is cool, but you can give great bj’s even without it. Learn to use what you’ve got and adapt, stop whining. Use one hand to hold the base of his penis, you can use 4, 3, 2 or 1 finger combined with your thumb around his shaft to hold it. Then all you need to do is pull in as much as you can and control his movements with your hand. Combine stroking, licking and sucking on the head of his penis if you can’t get it in deeper, mix up different pleasures (more info about pleasures in my source box below).
The “I can’t stop gagging” problem
-Yo! Girl! R-E-L-A-X and stop thinking for a second. Whenever you get into your head while giving bjs you mess up. Get out of your head and relax – if you’re a novice deepthroater – remember that it takes time, practice and most importantly patience to get good at deepthroating. You can’t learn it overnight. You need to get used to it, inch by inch, millimeter by millimeter – every time you’ll be able to get in a bit more in, practice makes perfect – don’t force it and don’t let him force it – ‘cause that is completely counter productive. If he doesn’t understand it, make him. Control his movements by putting your index finger and thumb around the base of his shaft. If you want some real advice from a pro (a good friend of mine), visit the website in my source box below.
The “I’m not sure about bla bla” problem
-Okay, I’ve already said – get out of your head. Most of you think too much, you overanalyze stuff and you ask stupid questions, you already know what you need to do, but you can’t learn it just by reading, you actually have to put it to use and then, only then, move on to new, more advanced information – learn and get better step-by-step and stop being that insecure about yourself. Yes, there are a bunch of girls out there that are “secure” about themselves in the sense that they think they can give great bjs – but they’re crap in reality, the thing is that even THAT is better than being insecure about everything you’re doing.
If you want to learn the real attitude you need, and the best, proven to work techniques from a guy that actually knows what he’s talking about, visit the url below and blow his mind away – before other girls do it to him instead of you. Who picks up the skills first wins.
Good luck,
Jack
About the Author
Jack is a doctor when it comes to teaching women How to Give Head. You can learn more from him by visiting his website ---> here.
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